I was walking through the library the other day and BOOM, right in front of my eyes... a BABY using a COMPUTER. "I've got to update my blog," I yelled. Then, it looked at me. Turns out it wasn't quite a baby after all, just a midget. What can we deduce from this?
1. Previously we had thought that maybe babies can't use computers because they have tiny fingers and little toes. Clearly this can be ruled out.
2. Yelling in the libraries can lead to important scientific discoberies.
3. Babies probably can't check their e-mail.
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Are Babies More Susceptible to Computer Viruses than Real People?
To test this theory out, we plugged this baby up to some firewire cables and pumped it full of trojans.
It immediately started showing signs of lag and making noises that, based on careful pediolinguistics, could only have been baby-talk attempts at inquiring about credit card numbers and other personal information. We couldn't reformat the baby right away because the road had a lot of pot holes in it and we didn't want our tools to be at risk of flying out of the truck bed.
Conclusions:
1. Babies are not responsible about updating their virus protection definitions, which further supports that they cannot even use computers really.
2. Check weather forecasts because unplugging the babies' connections can be dangerous in the rain because you might shock yourself or fry your equipment.
3. After being infected with viruses, babies are bad at remembering their home addresses otherwise you would be able to return them safely to their mothers.
What suggestions do you have for making this experiment better? What experiments could we perform in the future that would enhance our knowledge of the disconnection between babies and the computing world?
It immediately started showing signs of lag and making noises that, based on careful pediolinguistics, could only have been baby-talk attempts at inquiring about credit card numbers and other personal information. We couldn't reformat the baby right away because the road had a lot of pot holes in it and we didn't want our tools to be at risk of flying out of the truck bed.
Conclusions:
1. Babies are not responsible about updating their virus protection definitions, which further supports that they cannot even use computers really.
2. Check weather forecasts because unplugging the babies' connections can be dangerous in the rain because you might shock yourself or fry your equipment.
3. After being infected with viruses, babies are bad at remembering their home addresses otherwise you would be able to return them safely to their mothers.
What suggestions do you have for making this experiment better? What experiments could we perform in the future that would enhance our knowledge of the disconnection between babies and the computing world?
Monday, March 7, 2011
Babies vs. Computers: Who is Really in Control?
Shocking video discovered by Ham Frown(alias)
This brings up the obvious question: What are the environmental implications of babies and their yet to be determined computing futures? discuss.
This brings up the obvious question: What are the environmental implications of babies and their yet to be determined computing futures? discuss.
Sunday, March 6, 2011
Important Info
Listen everyone, I don't want this place turning into somewhere where we all just talk about how stupid babies are and how they can't figure out computers yet just because they can't log on and read this stuff. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion and everything, but come on, lets just be civil about it. Baby bashers can go elsewhere. Why don't you pick on somebody your own age.
Friday, March 4, 2011
Great Question!
One of my followers, "jamie," asked a great question today. He said "how do i put t his om my RSs feeds?"
Great Question jamie! Here are some simple instructions for you and everyone else to accomplish this:
For non-babies:
http://www.ehow.com/how_2050575_add-rss-feed-blogger.html
For babies:
Sorry! you can't use computers yet! instructions coming later maybe.
Have a great day!
Great Question jamie! Here are some simple instructions for you and everyone else to accomplish this:
For non-babies:
http://www.ehow.com/how_2050575_add-rss-feed-blogger.html
For babies:
Sorry! you can't use computers yet! instructions coming later maybe.
Have a great day!
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