Thursday, April 12, 2012

Computers. Hurting Babies?

It has been over a year now since my last update. I have been deep in the forest jungles of South America, watching babies in their national habitat. My observations have proven once and for now that babies still cannot figure out computers. Throughout my time in the jungle, I did not observe a single baby come within several hundred miles of any computer. So, this begs the question, why have these creatures not yet adapted to the modern world of tech-knowledgey?




Consider this, maybe babies can't use computers because they are caused harm by their mere presence. The best way to test this hypothesis is obviously to check the parenting forums of the world wide web for definitive answers from real world, baby rearers.

Jan Crambrangrer says:


"Is it dangerous if my baby is exposed to computers at home? We are living in an apartment, which is not so big. We have computers working most of the time, which is also near where my baby is unusually playing. With this, I am worried about my baby's health. I have heard about the negative effects of radiation to one's health and I'm confused if computers can be harmful, especially to baby.

Do you have the same experience? It would be great to hear some advices from other parents. Thank you!"


Clearly, this indicates the first credible evidence of computers harming babies.

Maulreen Stansconite says:

"we have a same problem too, in my home, i always open my pc near my baby ( she 5 months now), i hear too that some radiations can be negative effek to my baby so, now, i try to open my pc after my baby sleep. have a nice day"


Thanks Maulreen, Your contributions to science will never go unnoticed.

Providing some useful warnings for Maulreen, Trimothy Cranterbriffle exclaims:


"if you open your pc after your baby sleep that radiations can also your baby's health.com on!"


Trimmy, that's a good question for another day and another science blog. Do Babies get hurt by computers when they are sleeping? Thanks for the input Trimothy.

Evlerelle Grovlerboy comments:


"As practice at home I turn off the computer everytime my son is awake & make most of it when he is asleep. I know we are modernization stage I know proper time will come that he will learn how to use the computer but I don't want to rush things with him I just want him to enjoy his toddler stage without facing the computer."


Evla, can I call you that, Evla? How are you so sure he will learn the computer? If you had been keeping up with the blog, you'd know by now that there is no evidence available suggesting your baby will learn how to use the computer. Also, why have you built your toddler a stage? Do you have a building permit?

And then with the nail in the coffin, Franny Drandjyled discusses her important research:


"yup...
i did the presentation of computer before...
i done the research of the disadvantage of the computer...
the radiation is very high and we can't avoid it, only can management the time connect with the computer...

-the integrated screen often causes user to hunch over a better view. which can cause or spinal injuries.
-can raise the temperature of scrotum, it lead to damaging sperm count
-cause skin discoloration on the thighs."


Well thanks Franny D. There you have it. Conclusive evidence that babies don't want discolored thighs or people counting their scrotums.

Source: http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/2198500.aspx